LADY DEATH Blasphemy Anthem #1 Jewel Incrusted Cover Ed. Coffin Comics Limited To 500 - Signed by Creator Brian Pulido

Signature: Brian Pulido (Creator & Writer of Lady Death) - CoA from Publisher Coffin Comics Included

Alright, listen up, you connoisseurs of the gloriously grotesque! You, yes YOU, with the discerning eye for the darkly delightful and the wallet that screams, "I crave limited edition, gem-encrusted morbidity!"

Are you tired of boring investments? Stocks? Bonds? Yawn. How about something with a little… edge? Something that screams, "I have impeccable taste and a healthy disregard for societal norms!"

Then feast your eyes on the LADY DEATH Blasphemy Anthem #1 Jewel Ed. Coffin Comics Limited To 500!

That's right, folks! We're talking about a comic so beautiful, so blasphemous, so bedazzled, that it'll make your grandma clutch her pearls and your inner goth child do a happy dance on a pile of velvet skulls.

Here's the pitch, straight from the crypt:

• Limited to a mere 500 on the planet- if they all still exist! That's rarer than a vampire at a tanning salon! You'll be the envy of every collector, the dark lord of comic book aficionados!
• Signed by Brian Pulido! The creator and writer of Lady Death, the queen of the damned herself! This is your chance to own a piece of comic book legend. Not all 500 copies were signed making this one EXTRA RARE! 
• Jewel-encrusted! Not just any jewels, mind you. We're talking gems that twinkle like the eyes of a demon after a particularly good soul-snatching. It's so sparkly, it might actually blind a priest.
• Lady Death herself! The queen of the damned, the mistress of mayhem, the… well, you get the idea. She's hot, she's deadly, and she's ready to grace your collection with her infernal presence.
• Blasphemy Anthem #1! This isn't your average superhero fluff. This is a symphony of sin, a ballad of badness, a… okay, you know what? It's a really cool comic.
• Coffin Comics! Because where else would you get your dose of delightfully dark entertainment? We're the undertakers of the comic world, and we deliver the goods.

But wait, there's more! (Because we're just that generous.)

• Impress your friends! (Or terrify them, either way, it's a win!)
• Confuse your relatives! (They'll think you've joined a cult, and honestly, they might be right.)
• Finally have something to leave to your heirs that's actually cool! (Forget the silverware, they want the jeweled Lady Death!)

Don't miss out on this opportunity to own a piece of comic book history!

Warning: May cause spontaneous bursts of evil laughter, an insatiable craving for black lipstick, and an overwhelming desire to redecorate your living room in gothic chic.

Click that "Buy Now" button before it's too late! Your soul (and your collection) will thank you!