The Daily Drop: Dr. Doom Announces Plans to Take Over the Las Vegas Sphere

Dr. Doom Announces Plans to Take Over the Las Vegas Sphere, Vows to Re-Name "DOOM DOME”

Las Vegas, NV - In a move that has left local officials baffled and astrophysicists terrified, the infamous supervillain Dr. Doom has announced his intention to seize control of the Las Vegas Sphere, citing “brand awareness" as the primary motivation.

"Let me be clear," Doom declared in a press conference held inside a giant, levitating dodecahedron, "I am not concerned about recent arrivals to VegasComics.com- I just think the Sphere is strategic from a marketing aspect- it would be a valuable asset to any self-respecting supervillain."

Doom claims that the recent hiring of The Punisher and White Widow at a local Walmart and The Bellagio respectively, weren't the primary reasons- but does acknowledge they didn't help. 

Doom's plans involve using the Sphere's advanced technology to create a "Doom-dome," a self-sustaining ecosystem where he can rule supreme, free from the pesky inconveniences of sunlight, humidity, and, most importantly, pesky superheroes.

"I've always been a fan of luxury," Doom added, stroking his signature mask "And what could be more luxurious than a giant, climate-controlled sphere in the middle of the desert? I can practically smell the lattes now." 

Local officials are taking Doom's threat seriously, although some remain skeptical. Others, however, are more concerned.

"This is no laughing matter," warned a spokesperson for the Nevada Gaming Control Board. "If Doom succeeds, we could see a dramatic increase in slot machine malfunctions and an even more confusing buffet rotation."

Despite the concerns, Doom remains confident in his plans. At press time, construction had already begun on the DOOM DOME. 

"Fear not, citizens of Las Vegas," he declared. "Under my rule, you will experience a new level of comfort. Of course, there will be certain...adjustments...to the entertainment schedule."

Doom's takeover is expected to begin at noon on Sunday, although the exact date remains uncertain, as Doom is notoriously indecisive.