White Widow Part 1 - The Daily Drop - June 4, 2025

Vatican Showdown: White Widow Gabrielle Garcia, CIA Director, to Tame Xenomorph-Predator Feud

VegasComics.Com is serving up the wildest election plot of 2025! Our star candidate, Gabrielle Garcia, aka White Widow, now CIA Director, is diving headfirst into the ultimate diplomatic disaster: brokering peace between the acid-spitting Xenomorphs and trophy-obsessed Predators. The stage? A Vatican peace summit that’s shaping up to be crazier than a Vegas slot machine on a hot streak.

Imagine Garcia, rocking her sleek white suit, striding into St. Peter’s Square with a hissing Xenomorph and a mandible-clicking Predator in tow. The Pope’s probably clutching his rosary, regretting not taking a sick day. The Xenomorphs and Predators are at each other’s throats over a disputed moon and a stolen pirate skull (long story—let’s just say the Xenomorphs ate the evidence). Garcia’s mission? Stop these cosmic brawlers from turning the Vatican into a sci-fi slaughterfest.

She’s armed with wit, grit, and a rumored Morgan Freeman-voiced PowerPoint titled “Let’s Not Kill Each Other.” Plan B? Spike the communion wine and lock them in a room until they play nice. If Garcia pulls this off, she’s the galaxy’s MVP and VegasComics.Com’s top pick for Cosmic Commander. If not? The Vatican might become an alien hive or Predator trophy room.

Vote Garcia at VegasComics.Com to back the only candidate bold enough to referee this interstellar smackdown. Follow the chaos on X with #GarciaForGalacticPeace #VegasComicsElection2025.

Disclaimer: No Popes or aliens were harmed… yet