Red Sonja - The Daily Drop - June 2, 2025

🚨 EPIC SCOOP FROM VEGASCOMICS.COM! Lady Death, our badass Supreme Comic Commander, just unleashed her FIRST cabinet pick, and it’s a game-changer! 💀 Red Sonja, the iconic She-Devil with a Sword, has been named Secretary of Offense! 🗡️ Insiders report Sonja’s already sharpening her battle plan to “cleave through bureaucracy like a war axe through goblin skulls!” ⚔️ US steel sword stocks are skyrocketing faster than a dragon on a rampage, with traders calling it the “Sonja Surge”! 📈 Comic shops are bracing for a blade-sharpening frenzy, and fans are chanting, “Hail the Hyrkanian!” #VegasComicsElection #LadyDeath2025 #RedSonjaSlays